Cheetah Piss • Sativa • Top Shelf Flower • 30.14% THCa

$32.99

Fast, fierce, and unforgettable, Cheetah Piss is a top-shelf sativa that doesn’t hold back. With a wild blend of creamy citrus, pungent gas, and a hint of funk, this strain delivers an aroma that’s as bold as its name.   The high? Pure rocket fuel. Expect a rush of energetic euphoria that sharpens focus, sparks…

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Fast, fierce, and unforgettable, Cheetah Piss is a top-shelf sativa that doesn’t hold back. With a wild blend of creamy citrus, pungent gas, and a hint of funk, this strain delivers an aroma that’s as bold as its name.

 

The high? Pure rocket fuel. Expect a rush of energetic euphoria that sharpens focus, sparks creativity, and keeps you moving. Whether you’re powering through a project, chasing adventure, or just looking for a heady boost, Cheetah Piss is the strain to keep your momentum going strong. Buckle up—it’s a wild ride.

 

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03/26/2025
Dean O.
US US

Great high

Very powerful sativa, I feel super motivated and creative. Nice long smooth buzz

MD
03/18/2025
Michael D.
US US

Cheetah Piss

Love this strain!

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03/23/2025
Anonymous
US US

headaches

it was effective, but I’m getting headaches from it – one hit every few days is my regimen, and each time, I get a headache .. any chance for a return for some other sativa ?

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